Sunday, April 18, 2010

Possibilities

I know that the last thing you want to hear about right now is my 'rental problems, but it happens to be what i want to talk about. And this is my blog, so get over it.
Who out there has that thing going on where one of your parents smother you and constantly meddles? I mean, what happened to tough love? That was a good concept. At least it allowedthe kids to have their OWN LIVES. If we want to create problems for ourselves, leave us to solve them. PLEASE. I know that a lot of people out there are like solve my problems for me but take it from me - don't. You have no idea how annoying it is. SO ANNOYING. On the first day of term here, after I talkedto my mother on the phone, I actually got my suitcase down out of the closet in the penitentiary and stared at it for about half anhour, picturing myself just putting everything back in and just walking out. How easy would it be? Just put everything back... and walk out. How many people from Melbourne drive to Sydney every day?
I got over it by thenext day - but the concept lingers. Tantalising, isn't it? I'm going to do it one day. Pack a case and hitch to Sydney. You either do it or you don't.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

If I could walk through walls...


JOSH THOMAS TONIGHT! Woot! Excitement overload, soz - take a deep breath. Me and CC and her not-friend r going to see Josh Thomas tonight - cute little rabbit funnyman. :D Twill b awesome whether or not he's actually funny because guess what, pumpkins? IT'S FRIDAY! Therefore everything in the world is in its right place because the weekend looms, my lovelies - forty-eight hours of unadultered procrastination and bumming out. Thank the Lord for small mercies - or large ones, hopefully :D The weekend is my world, you have no idea. The penitentiary is actually doing something cool (I know) and taking a bunch of us to The Most Amazing Market I have ever had the privilege of attending. And it's in a grungy parking lot out the back of Cue: Camberwell Markets. I once got eleven pieces of clothing and a bag for nine dollars there. That makes it my kaimono heaven.

In short, it's going to be a good weekend - from the moment school ends, till the moment I hand my laptop in on Sunday night.

I still haven't figured out a way to sneak out of the penitentiary - any ideas, doubters? The doors are alarmed after nine eleven, and all the windows are either chained shut or screwed into place. There must be a way. Suggestions are welcome from all and sundry - I've already exhausted the bring-a-screwdriver,-dipshit avenue of thought. First of all, I'd feel like a real idiot unscrewing the window panes and climbing out, and secondly - what if somebody walked past? Just doing the maintenance, folks... nothing to panic about. And please don't call the house mistresses. Yeah-nah.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Double ethics...

I have a feeling I write to you kind of a lot in double ethics, but that's just an indicator of how AWESOME (cough cough) the subject is... especially first thing in the morning when you know you've got double science afterwards. If you knew me, you'd understand how suicidally depressing this is. I'm one of those people that you can teach science to, and I'll get it, and then I'll walk out to go to the bathroom, come back in, and you'll have to teach it to me all over again. I have a goldfish brain when it comes to Chemistry. WTF are all those elements anyway? It makes for rather slow progress. It also accounts for my lack of marks in the subject - not the low quality of them, but the actual lack. It's because I just sit there and stare at the paper and all the random letters and symbols and Tables That Rachel Does Not Understand blur until they make pretty pictures, which I much prefer.

Ethics, on the other hand... well, I get to sit here and talk to you. I've spent the whole first period going through other people's blogs and actually (sad but true) begging people to comment/follow my blog, because I'm lonely and unloved :( Hey, that's what the internets for, right? That and demotivational posters (heh heh LOL)

Last night I reunited with the girl who was my best friend in year seven whom I haven't seen since the end of first term of said year. It was AMAZINGly awesome. Who would have guessed? It was an exciting night :D I also went on a supermarket run and discovered Blueberry Gum. I'm giving it capital letters because it's that excellent. See what I mean? Exciting night.

AND this morning I found another person who can't blow bubbles with gum! How incredible is that? I thought I was the only one. I finally learnt to click though. Have a cookie. It was my music guru, of all people. She's my musical and bubblegum soulmate. What are the chances?
PS (because my labels thing is fucking up D<) I actually think this guy is getting hit with a ball, but I like to pretend it's gum because it makes me feel better.

All Time Low



It's not as ominous as it sounds - it's the name of the band Ihave just discovered and am subsequently obsessede with. Who can not love Shameless by All Time Low? It's on par with Monsters by Matchbook Romance. A completely different genre, of course - the bands/music are absolutely nothing alike, but Monsters is the one ultimate song on my iPod (out of the 4002 songs on there) that makes me want to get up and jump around the room like the crazy person trapped inside me and sing along really crappily at the top of my lungs. Kind of hard at the penitentiary, unless I'm in Ranga's room, in which case it's pretty routine. Ranga & Co. are all insane randoms - in the very best way :D I wish I was in there with them.


As it is, my own cell in the penitentiary is looking up (Mother Mary full of grace...) My life at the penitentiary seems to be getting better in direct proportion to my life getting worse at home home. Parental relations have taken a violent nosedive... and it's a long way back up to three thousand feet. We'll never make the mile-high club, that's for sure. Grimace face. Lol, but I have a crappy joke to make and I'm going to make it, coz it's my blog and u cant stop me.


Looks like me and my family are at an All Time Low.


XD

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

And so the cycle begins again


The first day of the second term is (almost) complete! The second term... unexpectedly with a capital U, this year is going... vaguely quickly. ??? WHAT? I know, it's totally weird, and I have no doubt that I've just jinxed the rest of the year. Actually, today has taken FOREVER. But it's been a good day, so who gives a shit? Good days should go forever. That should be a law of the universe. Newton's final law: good days should drag on. Happily.

Course, that toally doesn't happen. God is neither that kind nor that real. Pause for people who are religious to be outraged. Moving on. Par example, today I had a double free, double art (ahem: bludge) PE and English. AKA, the best day ever. Whereas tomorrow, all my free-floating goodness takes a dismal dive down a very clogged-up sinkhole into a grungy pipe and just keeps on spiralling downwards into the sewers. Ie, double maths, double science, ethics and French. There is no mercy in the universe at all. This is evidence of what I ranted about in my letter to my music guru - as soon as something good happens, someone up there reaches down with a great big reprimanding hand and slaps you upside the head and says "No. Enjoyment is FORBIDDEN."
Fuck the universe. I'm thinking a little enjoyment is exactly what I need. Anybody got some gum?

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Penitentiary life

Heya doubters! Back at the penitentiary today, and sad as it is to admit, I have not been so happy about something for the whole two weeks I've been on holiday. Parental supervision is a bummer - especially when they're meddlers, like my 'rents. Btw, I had to bottle-dye my hair, and now I am no longer a ranga. I'm so, my loyal fellow rangas, I have betrayed you to become... a brunette (insert heartfelt/dramatic sob here). It wasn't my fault, i feel obliged to tell you. The chick on the bottle looked ranga-tinged (closest I could find, mylittle pothole of a hometown isn'texactly a utopia of choices in that department). THEY LIE this shit isn't red! It's fucking mud brown! Who wants to dye their hair the colour of mud? What idiot decided that would be a good idea to produce? They're swindling unsuspecting customers (heh heh - swindling). I should sue them and make a shitload of money so I can affor to go to a hairdressers and get it done properly. There's a nice blonde streak across my hairline because - no lies between us, my love - I kinda suck at it. It was my first time, okay? I've discovered that my natural blonde colour has become somewhat tainted with the amount of times I've dyed it. At least it's not pink like Tori's is these days.
Ok, I'm going to go hunt for people... the penitentiary is lonely and eerily silent atm and it's freaking me out. No offence, but you're a computer, and your company doesn't really count.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010


Heya doubters. Look, I'm sticking to my resolution - second time this week. How good am I? Not to mention the fact that I just spent two hours slaving away in a dirty garden bed. I have to get serious brownie points for that, right? Otherwise where is the justice in the universe when I could have been on here, trawling the internet for useless crap (my favourite pastime)?

Anyhoo, I was up til three a.m. this morning watching this movie called Across The Universe. It's a tribute to Beatles songs, like Mamma Mia was for ABBA, except the storyline of Mamma Mia kind of made sense and there weren't drug induced mindless spasms of 'creative filming' all through it. Plus, it's a musical, which means that people jsut randomly break into song for no good reason... which always annoys me. Why can't the real world do that? How hilarious would that be? I watched an episode of The Chasers War On Everything once where they did a segment called, If Life Was Musical. They did this one where they started serenading this guy who walked out of a 7-Eleven, and then the entire crowd started choreographed dancing. Fuckin' hilarious. The guy almost choked on his coffee, though. Woulda been a bummer. Barring random segue, Across The Universe had some lol parts, and the two main guys were truly hot (in my humble opinion) even though the chick wasn't (ahem: jealousy issues) but I spent most of the time just tripping out with the inverted technicolour and the fits of WEIRDness. Must be fun to make a movie like that.

She lives!

It's been almost a week since I last blogged - one hour exactly, in fact - and I'm sorry! I am a lazy hobo, but that's been generally accepted and I think even my parents have moved past the disappointment of introducing me into the general populace. I've made a resolution, though. I'm going to post a blog at least twice a week from hereon in... the foreclosure date on that resolution is somewhat hazy, since the main point of writing this crap is to vent about boarding school and THANK GOD but I won't be at the penitentiary forever, so I'm putting that deadline around the end of school, maybe extending into uni... Don't worry, I'm betting the resolution will die in about, two weeks? Anybody want to raise me on that, I'm willing to play. Not that I have any money to play with, because not for the first and most certainly (and depressingly) not the last time my finances are abysmal. I spent the last month in the penitentairy surviving on fifteen dolalrs and change. Fun times when you're surrounded by rich bitches with platinum credit cards. I mean who really needs a Sass and Bide strap contraption to pass for jeans? You can cover yourself more with candy bar wrappers. And they'd make for cool reflections :D There is no way God planned out the idea of money so we could bust five hundred bucks on something that looks like leather-studded beef jerky.